Chuckie Sneezes? Yup, that's my name for that germ fest of an indoor playground, filled with oh, so yummy games and twisty tube slide things with plastic balls everywhere.... I HATE that place with a passion.. Of course, that's always THE place that my kids want to go to for their birthdays..You go there and it's full of nothing but a bunch of bold ass kids trying to steal your kids coins and tickets. You have to hold onto those bootleg gold colored coins as if they were really gold. And than just to make it even better, you'll get a couple of kids that will go to your table , if you can even get one of those, and try to take the coins/tickets right in front of you. That place makes me grateful for my kids. It definitely reassures me that I'm raising my kids RIGHT.

So you go to this above ground hell, and you give your kids these coins to play games with, except, EVERY nasty, booger handed, pee handed, ass handed, kid in the world has touched these games. It's a guarantee that you and your family will soon have the cold and flu within 2 weeks, and if you're lucky, you'll have the both at the same time....

How about those jumpy ball things? How many kids pissed in or on them? You know some toddler or another , was playing in those filthy, nasty ass balls with a nasty diaper that was full of piss and shit, that the Mom so graciously "forgot" to bring another diaper with her. Thanks Mom !!!

How about the highly priced pizza?

Yes, you too can purchase this "large" nothing on it but sauce, pizza, for the wonderful price of 35.99, you get 5 "free" tokens!!!! WTF?

Till next birthday, Chuckie Sneezes...